The Truth Behind the Trooper

We all know that our Troopers are the bravest and most fierce warriors in the galaxy. In battle they give it their all, taking no prisoners and showing no mercy. But, what do they do when they're not battling, or training for battling? Well, I have the truth... (This will be a series)


HORRIBLE TRUTH #1
The army's made up of clones, right? As you all know, troopers are... ahem ... men... And men enjoy women... Clones = no women...